'Well, scientifically speaking, traditions are an idiot thing.' -Rick A speech about politics, about order, brotherhood, power. This sub is for the discussion and analysis of (or news regarding) the Rick and Morty Universe. 'This seems like a good time for a drink, and a cold, calculated speech with sinister overtones. Rick & Morty without the bureaucrats r/ c137. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.' -Rick The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. And I've never met a universe that was into it. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. Eventually, everything either is or isn't.' -Rick 'Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. And although in the grand scheme of things, none of this truly matters, all of these variations make for some extraordinary Halloween costumes. 'It's just a way of putting it, Morty.' They are bureaucrats. 'They're just robots, Morty' It's okay to shoot them They are robots -Rick.

President, if I've learned one thing today, it's that sometimes you have to not give a fuck!' -Morty In one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the world, so we escaped from that reality and came to it, because it was not destroyed and we were dead. 'Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.' -Rick 'I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. 'Rick, what about the reality we left behind?' -Morty It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. 'Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.' -Mr. 'Having a family doesn't mean that you stop being an individual. 'Tell me, Summer, if a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like the Dachshund?' -Snuffles 10 Its A Figure Of Speech, Morty Theyre Bureaucrats I Dont Respect ThemThe adventures never end with Rick and Morty, and we have many reasons to believe that thereвЂ™s more to this show than the writers. At least he's active in the community.' -Summer Given all the chaos and wackiness of Rick and Mortys early adventures, it makes sense that many of the shows funniest, most memorable quotes also took place in this epic debut season. 'So what if he's the Devil, Rick? At least the Devil has a job. Gotta rip that band-aid off now you'll thank me later.' -Rick 'That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp'en all them 'diems.' -Summer

'I'm sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.' -Rick

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